Labels:text | screenshot | font OCR: Common Birds of Clayton Washington and Points Beyond: Redball Opticus: This quaint genus of birds possess a wide variety of plumage and gaits, but possess a common feature in that they all have bloodshot eyes and short, surly tempers when approached. This bird seems to thrive everywhere in the known world, preferring to live near small bars and roadhouses, although they often can be found, in these enlightened times, in jails and rehabilitation centers. Their primary diet consists of beverages; any kind of alcohol, including grain, will do. The best time for viewing these birds is 1:45 AM. Although they may be viewed at other times during the day, they are less approachable, unpredictable and sometimes surly, and should be left to their own devices. Based upon observation, Redball Opticus ...
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